Total Medals Earned: 6 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
You started the game!
Half way to endless mode!
You made it to endless mode, try and get a high score!
You reached the 500 second mark!
You reached the 600 second mark!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/265 points)
Play the game
Beat level 1
Beat level 2
Beat level 3
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat level 6
Beat level 7
Beat level 8
Beat level 9
Beat level 10
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
